The Matriarchy of Salacious Multitude is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Cecile Cyanus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.018 billion Salacious Multitudeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saeko. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Salacious Multitudean economy, worth a remarkable 2,108 trillion Secons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 123,876 Secons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam, coastal cities are being moved a dozen miles inland to reduce flooding risk, police nightsticks see use all day long, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Salacious Multitude's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nuism.

Salacious Multitude is ranked 289,016^th in the world and 10,854^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.